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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:03
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
What were your fantasies when you reached puberty?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
No way
Cosmic Mystery Solved: Astronomers Have Discovered the Universe’s “Missing” Matter - SciTechDaily
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Mario Kart World online update sparks backlash with subreddit now banning posts - My Nintendo News
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
After delay, man accused of killing Jonathan Joss released from jail - San Antonio Express-News
No go.
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Do you think that Airbnb is destroying neighborhoods throughout the US?
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dementia risk begins in childhood, not old age, scientists warn - PsyPost
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
—
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
$80 Xbox games seem like a steal compared to what I'm paying, and I don't like it - Windows Central
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
So they tried